That Moment When....

(haven't done a list in awhile....)

• You'd really like to get on a plane, fly a long distance, knock on a door, and punch somebody in the throat. Get over your flippin' self.  Really.
• You come home to find a half a tree hanging from the remains of your security light.
• You discover how really very actually dark it is out in the woods when a tree has killed your security light.
• You've put on the "polite and social" face so long that it actually hurts.
• You're so far behind that you are actually starting to catch up with yourself again.
• You have to reorder multiple items from a place because, for no reason that can be explained, the original package is deemed "undeliverable" by FedEx....even though it apparently never left their sort facility.....