- make an owl out of white foamcore
- slice tomatoes very thinly
- assemble a six-band Turkish puzzle ring
- trap a large silly white dog by using subterfuge and stealth
- open a Maxalt tablet when I'm in so much pain that I don't even know who I am
- curse quite colorfully in five languages (this is not to imply that I speak five languages...which would be useful)
- plan a lesson and replan the same skills in the sudden and inexplicable absence of all technology
- change a tire next to a busy highway and or interstate
- fold origami cranes
- artfully smear wheat bread with Nutella
I'm sure somebody out there is just waiting for these qualifications. In the meantime, there is bread that needs Nutellaing. Excuse me.
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