I'm the Woman Who...

• frequently looks at guys with hot cars and thinks, "Give me your keys and get lost."
• is made happy by a well-made bulletin board.
• loves you.  (sorry.  the allusion/song reference just felt necessary.)
• just spent about 30 minutes cleaning stuff off her iPhone so it had enough space left to upgrade the iOS.
• can't sleep because I have nightmares.
• wears bunches of rings and doesn't really care what you think about that.
• is going to have Froot Loops right now.  Without milk.  Just because.
• prefers to watch all TV through my Roku because I can get instant gratification and no commercials.
• is going to DC in about 10 days.
• has a sack of grading to do.
• is still eating Froot Loops.
• really does miss you, probably.  No song allusions at all.
• is going to bed now.  To sleep.  (to sleep perchance to dream...aye, there's the rub)
• cannot avoid a Hamlet reference.
• is now done.